[Video]

[rimuru]

I was finally able to get a sword. [ Rimuru taps his belt where a long sword is attached to ] It was hard to get, most people didn't take the request of someone who looks like a kid seriously. But this was helpful. [ he rises his arm to show his imPort tattoo ] So a tip to kids out there, natives will take you seriously if you show them your Hero tattoo.

[ .................... he realizes he shouldn't have said it like that ] Don't use your tattoos to try to get things you shouldn't though!!!

[ ahem. Moving on. ] Since I've a sword now, is anyone interested in sparring for a bit? I don't want to get rusty and fighting trees is not as fun.


Also, those duplicates showing up. From what I've gathered they try to pretend to be us, so if you are in doubt when or if you find mine - [ Rimuru reaches for his own cheek and streeeeeeetches it. And then lets go with a "snap" ] I'm a slime. I don't think many can mimic that.

But I'd love to eat my double, let me know if you find them. [ it's... probably a pride thing ]

18 👶 VIDEO; UN: DREAMTHIEF (tw vehicular assault)

[pillz]

[when the video cuts in, kavinsky's grinning like a fucking lunatic. ear-to-ear. he's inside a car, the creamy leather interior flashing in the sunlight as he spins the coupe. asphalt screeches from friction burn; the sound system pounds with la chevauchee des walkyries. the living impersonation of 🔥😏 hellmo.

kavinsky's brainwashing might have styled him after hannibal, but this is not a knockoff that the real serial killer would have found flattering.]

WHAT'S UP HEROES?

[his delight is palpable.]

Supervillains can suck it!

[kindly ignore the irony. the car abruptly halts. kavinsky grabs the phone off its magnetic clasp. sunlight cuts in, dazzling; behind his face, the overexposed background then focuses. there's a man in clanky plate-armor, obviously one of those supervillains that have come into vogue since america's top import. a huge dent shows in the giant figure's shiny metal garb, approximately the height of the sportscar's bumper; the villain kicks its feet feebly. funnily enough, the pearl-clutching civilians in the background are starting to cheer.

but unfortunately, kavinsky rammed the man into an open-bed truck. and before your very eyes, the vehicle cargo eeeeases open—

and hundreds of pounds of cantaloupes abruptly come piling onto the knight, burying it almost totally out of sight.

kavinsky squints visibly at in the phone instead of looking behind himself, as if what he's seeing might be special effects. 🤔🤔🤔] I could use some ideas.