helpdesk_heroHey all!
[Enjoy David, sitting in what is CLEARLY some sort of cramped space. A trailer maybe? Probably a trailer because he's sipping from a bottle of expensive juice. Ah the trials of the television star. And for him, it is, he'd rather make his own juice.]
For those of you who aren't aware, my name is David Alleyne, I'm psychometric, and that's the set up for a show I work on called The Untold History of Antiques on the Antiquities Channel. And things have been slow for filming this winter. Because you know, travel time and vetting people that should be allowed on television. So the producers had an idea.
They want me to see if there are any ImPorts who want to be on TV, who have acquired nice antiques or items of questionable pasts we can showcase. So I'm sorta supposed to ask people if they want on the show and have anything interesting.
[He smiles at that and shakes his head.]
They don't seem to process that most of us haven't been here long or when we are, we haven't acquired a ton of stuff that is older. Or, well, if you have something that might have a mystery around it works too.
The only rule is nothing magical or sentient. That can give me a headache.
So, anyone want to be on TV? Speaking from experience, it's a good way to springboard into a television career for those of you who don't really want to go with part time work here.
Failing that, anyone a teleporter I can bribe to help me sleep in my own bed at night? I hate shoots.