What? You think I'm doing, like...anything with my own slave hoard? I don't know even know what a washing machine looks like.

[ April leans back and makes a tut tut sound before turning back to the camera. In a second, three raccoons have scampered over to sit on her shoulders and lap.]

They just kinda...keep showing up. And then never leave. Eduardo broke into my first apartment to help me set up my DVR. Then he just went recruiting or something.