maskormenace

FIRST OF ALL: FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS.
GRUBNAPPING. OF COURSE! SO "ORIGINAL." I AM SO STUNNED BY THIS DISPLAY OF CREATIVITY AND GOOD SENSE THAT MY ASSORTED SHOCKBLADDERS HAVE GONE INTO OVERDRIVE. IN FACT, I - WAIT, YES - HERE IT GOES. YOU WIN. YOU FORCED THIS OUT OF ME:

O:B

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO. LABORIOUSLY MASHING MY HANDS AROUND TO FORM WHAT WE CALL AN "EMOTE," BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE WORDS FOR HOW FUCKING FLABBERGASTED I AM. GOOD JOB, HUMANS. YOU'RE ONTO A WINNER.
"HEY, LET'S SNATCH UP THE ADOLESCENT TROLL WITHOUT WARNING OR PERMISSION AND BRING HIM TO SHITTY HUMAN TRASHPLANET TO SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS." WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
UGH.
AND BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I *KNOW* THIS SO-CALLED NETWORK ISN'T *TECHNICALLY* MADE FOR THE NUB-FELLATING INCOMPETENT GRUBDOUCHES WHO BROUGHT ME HERE
I *KNOW* I AM VOMITING MY ALMIGHTY WRATH ON THE HEADS OF OTHER IMPORTS BLAH BLAH ETC
AND I DON'T CARE.
THERE ARE HUMANS AMONG YOU, SO I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE ALL COLLECTIVELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT. AND THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I HOPE YOU ALL FEEL ASHAMED, BUT REST ASSURED THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AS ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES AS I AM OF YOU.
I AM PREPARING TO SECRETE SHAME FLUID FROM AN ASSORTMENT OF BODILY ORIFICES, SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF DROWNING YOU WEIRD HORNLESS ASSHOLES IN IT. I CONSIDER THIS A MERCY KILLING. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I GUESS WHILE I'M WORKING UP TO THAT I CAN
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE GET ON THIS "BLOGGING" BULLSHIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE THEMSELVES USEFUL BEFORE BEING CULLED AND MAYBE LIKE
RECOMMEND SOME EARTH ROMCOMS FOR ME TO SNEER AT DERISIVELY OR SOMETHING
THAT WOULD BE HALFWAY TOLERABLE.

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Actually, it's probably not ANY humans at all that are responsible for you being here. It's way more likely that it's a spirit that's done it.

YOU'RE LATE TO THE PARTY ON THE CORRECTIONS FRONT, BULGEGOBLIN.
MY POINT STANDS IN THAT THE HUMANS ARE ENABLING ~SPIRITS~ OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER TO BRING PEOPLE HERE. BY EXISTING. THAT'S A THING.
THEREFORE I WILL CONTINUE TO BLAME HUMANS FOR THIS ENTIRE SITUATION UNTIL ONE OF THEM RECTIFIES IT, WHICH WILL BE NEVER. HUMAN INCOMPETENCE IS LEGENDARY, AFTER ALL.

[ you have such an interesting way of speaking, friend ]

Actually, probably there WASN'T any enabling of spirits to bring people here. I mean, yeah - in that humans built the original Porter, sure. But we've probably all been brought here ONLY because of the spirit (or whatever) that's possessing it, not through any action by any humans.

Edited 2015-03-09 17:03 (UTC)

YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, THEY BUILT THE PORTER.
IF THEY HADN'T BUILT THE PORTER, WOULD WE BE HERE?
NO! CASE CLOSED. JUST ONE MORE MISTAKE THAT HUMANS HAVE MADE THAT WILL HAUNT THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE.

Hmm...I can see your point. I don't know, though...I mean, okay. Let's say someone digs a hole on their property. Someone else blindfolds a third person, drops them on the first person's property, and then the blindfolded person falls in the hole and breaks their leg. Obviously, person 2 is to blame because what on earth are you doing just blindfolding someone and taking them elsewhere. But I'm not 100% convinced person 1 is responsible too. Though I could be wrong, definitely.

THE ONLY RIGHT PART IS WHERE YOU ADMIT YOU ARE POTENTIALLY WRONG.
PERSON TWO IS AN ASSHOLE. PERSON THREE IS AN IDIOT, BECAUSE IF YOU ARE BLINDFOLDED WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU START STUMBLING AROUND LIKE AN ACTUAL SLICE OF PUTRID FUCK.
AT LEAST TAKE OFF THE BLINDFOLD FIRST. OR CRAWL AROUND AS CAREFULLY AS POSSIBLE, GOD.
PERSON ONE IS AT FAULT, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK JUST DIGS A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LAWNRING?
OR LETS ASSHOLES PUT IDIOTS ON THEIR PROPERTY?
THAT'S ASKING FOR AN ACCIDENT TO HAPPEN.

[ wo...w ]

So you're not EXACTLY a fan of metaphors.

I AM A FAN OF RUNNING YOUR HUMAN METAPHORS THROUGH THE THRESHER AND DISMANTLING THEM FOR MY OWN ENJOYMENT.
DOES THAT COUNT?

Sure. Why not?

So you're a troll, then?

Edited 2015-03-19 20:58 (UTC)

YES. REALISING THIS HAS ALREADY PUT YOU SEVERAL MILES AHEAD OF YOUR PEERS.
I'M THE LEADER TROLL. THE ONE WHO GETS SHIT DONE WHILE THE REST OF THEM VOID THEIR WASTECHUTES ALL OVER THEIR RESPECTIVE LIVES.

[ Okay. That response was slightly less aggressive. Kitty tries to build on that, maybe a little bit: ]

I didn't realize that! Then again, I didn't actually realize that trolls had a leader...Though I don't actually know much about your society, truth be told. Most of my conversations have been with Kanaya, and we've mostly been talking about the way things are HERE, rather than how they are at home for all of you. I do wish I knew more.

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