maskormenace

FIRST OF ALL: FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS.
GRUBNAPPING. OF COURSE! SO "ORIGINAL." I AM SO STUNNED BY THIS DISPLAY OF CREATIVITY AND GOOD SENSE THAT MY ASSORTED SHOCKBLADDERS HAVE GONE INTO OVERDRIVE. IN FACT, I - WAIT, YES - HERE IT GOES. YOU WIN. YOU FORCED THIS OUT OF ME:

O:B

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO. LABORIOUSLY MASHING MY HANDS AROUND TO FORM WHAT WE CALL AN "EMOTE," BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE WORDS FOR HOW FUCKING FLABBERGASTED I AM. GOOD JOB, HUMANS. YOU'RE ONTO A WINNER.
"HEY, LET'S SNATCH UP THE ADOLESCENT TROLL WITHOUT WARNING OR PERMISSION AND BRING HIM TO SHITTY HUMAN TRASHPLANET TO SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS." WHAT A GREAT IDEA!
UGH.
AND BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I *KNOW* THIS SO-CALLED NETWORK ISN'T *TECHNICALLY* MADE FOR THE NUB-FELLATING INCOMPETENT GRUBDOUCHES WHO BROUGHT ME HERE
I *KNOW* I AM VOMITING MY ALMIGHTY WRATH ON THE HEADS OF OTHER IMPORTS BLAH BLAH ETC
AND I DON'T CARE.
THERE ARE HUMANS AMONG YOU, SO I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU ARE ALL COLLECTIVELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT. AND THAT'S TERRIBLE.
I HOPE YOU ALL FEEL ASHAMED, BUT REST ASSURED THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AS ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES AS I AM OF YOU.
I AM PREPARING TO SECRETE SHAME FLUID FROM AN ASSORTMENT OF BODILY ORIFICES, SOLELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF DROWNING YOU WEIRD HORNLESS ASSHOLES IN IT. I CONSIDER THIS A MERCY KILLING. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I GUESS WHILE I'M WORKING UP TO THAT I CAN
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE GET ON THIS "BLOGGING" BULLSHIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING.
SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE THEMSELVES USEFUL BEFORE BEING CULLED AND MAYBE LIKE
RECOMMEND SOME EARTH ROMCOMS FOR ME TO SNEER AT DERISIVELY OR SOMETHING
THAT WOULD BE HALFWAY TOLERABLE.

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I LOOKED THEM UP ON THE HUMAN GOOGLE. THE ONE I'M HEADING FOR IS HERE, FOR EXAMPLE.

AND HOW'S THE HEMOISM GOING FOR YOU HERE, *CHUM*
HUMANS DON'T EVEN DO THAT WHOLE THING. YOUR BLOOD MEANS PRECISELY FUCK FOR AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE!
HAHA OH MAN. MAYBE WE SHOULD STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE AFTER ALL.

ok thats helpful
thanks

oh shit are the humans already gettin to you kar
corruptin you wwith their inferior means a thinkin looks like they got their greasy prongs all in your sponge meat already
am i the only troll here wwho has got his pan in the right place or fuckin wwhat

WHEN HAVE I EVER BOUGHT INTO YOUR HEMOSHIT, ASSHOLE?
THE ONLY WAY THE HUMANS COULD BE INFLUENCING MY FEELINGS IS IF THEY DID IT BEFORE I WAS HATCHED SOMEHOW.
WHICH
WOULDN'T BE TOO FARFETCHED CONSIDERING THE CLUSTERFUCK OF ABSURDITY AND FAILURE THAT IS OUR COLLECTIVE TIMELINE
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
PRETTY SURE.

more so the fact you wwanna stay here noww apparently
and you knoww the hemoshit as you put it is the crux of our fuckin society
its alwways been a thing and it aint like i invvented it
its WWHY our society is as great as it fuckin is and you knoww it
youre just mad cuz you didnt get to inherit the awwesome as fuck hue i got is all

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
I COULD HAVE YOUR *EXACT* BLOOD COLOR
AND I COULD HAVE SICKLED OFF MY FINS AT BIRTH OUT OF SELF-LOATHING BECAUSE SEADWELLERS SUCK.
IMAGINE.
*IMAGINE.*

not fuckin likely
not evven a little bit kar
because no self respectin sea dwweller
WWHICH bee tee dubs is ALL of us
wwould do that

OR WOULD THEY?
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A TROLL SCHROEDINGER'S BLOOD COLOR SITUATION GOING ON HERE!

kar i wwould sooner believve you to be scrappin the bottom of the provverbial barrel wwith the rust bloods
at highest maybe a olivve blood but evven thats pushin it
before id evver entertain the thought that youd be a sea dwweller
you aint foolin no one but yourself if you think id buy this load of rubbish

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