My name is Kanaya Maryam. I'll be eighteen next month, but when I first arrived here, I was still thirteen. I've been an imPort nearly four years, and you can do that math yourself, I know it doesn't quite add up. What it does add up to is I tend to know what's going on with things here.

[ though not always quite as much as she thinks, but she'd hardly admit it, not on that topic. ]

I can almost promise you won't find anyone like my species in your universe, we didn't even have an Earth in ours. If we were, you'd know it. The Empress would have had your planet kneeling long ago, that's what she does.