Okay, newsflash? I was totally sloshed at this one party and I ended up falling into a vat of glitter. No idea who or what it was for, but that shit didn't come off for daaaaaays, girl!
A week later, and I was still pickin' glitter flakes outta my ass.
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A week later, and I was still pickin' glitter flakes outta my ass.