[oh man just wait until he really gets going the two of you can go nuts with it]

Wow but I'm gonna do it anyway: thank you so much, defending my honor like that. Y'know, [and now KF sounds like the sweetest darlingest southern belle there ever was, even crosses his legs] I was gettin' all worried 'bout that. These men 'round these parts, they're just savage, I swear! Girl can't even walk down the street without gatherin' unwarranted affections, if y'understand my meanin'.