Oh really! You think, out of the corner of your eye. If that isn't rock-solid evidence, why, I just don't know what is. [ He rolls his eyes, just in case his sarcasm flew over Matthew's head.
He looks mildly amused at the description of Matthew's so-called "goblins". ] I'm still not convinced you haven't imagined these things completely.
What's wrong with human feet? They're basically flippers, on a non-aquatic species, with the wondrous addition of useless little nubs of toes at the edge. Goblin toes comprise the majority of our feet, thereby making the things usable. Even if humans had foot-thumbs--which is ill-considered, they'd get in the way of walking--no one could use them because the other toes aren't long enough to be able to do anything, let along grab an opponent after a kick.
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He looks mildly amused at the description of Matthew's so-called "goblins". ] I'm still not convinced you haven't imagined these things completely.
What's wrong with human feet? They're basically flippers, on a non-aquatic species, with the wondrous addition of useless little nubs of toes at the edge. Goblin toes comprise the majority of our feet, thereby making the things usable. Even if humans had foot-thumbs--which is ill-considered, they'd get in the way of walking--no one could use them because the other toes aren't long enough to be able to do anything, let along grab an opponent after a kick.