[ Have a begoggled, half-frustrated blond, who is struggling to not be amused at the old dude. Anyone that can't manage the comm is an old dude. ]

I don't know if it's their tech. Some of the imPorts have been in another wrong corner of the multiverse before here.

[ Which is incredibly annoying, because, after five years there, here should have never happened. Life sucks. Might as well find out all the bad news upon arrival. ]

And nobody said it was a free lunch. They expect us to be their nukes and their front lines if a war happens. In the meantime, they want us to police each other. So you'll be singing for your supper.

By the way, pro tip: this is the Network, not a hook-up site. Deliver all packages to Tinder, Grindr, and Tony Stark. Thanks bro.