[ tell that to your other house-dad with the eyepatch, canada ]

Yeah. Close to it -- eighty, like you said.

[ He makes a noncommittal noise. You know, because being almost as old as the automobile is totes normal. ]

And there's some asshole who's claiming to be Lucifer hanging around, so that guy's gotta be, like, at least as old as dirt, if he's telling the truth and not just some psycopath.

Still banking on psychopath, though.