[Oh come now, in the scope of things, what is a hand or foot? Besides, its all hypothetical. It's not as though he will chase you down and take the one you choose. Or... Will he? That said, itd still be in good fun for him.]

Ah but this time you can never have them back. I've seen your toys, Ed.

So which one could you say farewell to for the rest of your life?

[Considering the swear in, this is definitely a bit dark. But isn't it nice to make light of a hypothetical dark?]