[There's a moment of silence as he blanches, followed shortly by a disgusted noise in the back of his throat.]

So we get to the sex questions already, and that's your first move?

[Though it's a miracle he himself has been so reserved on the topic. A few beers could easily change that though.]

That's easy. Think I did. Because it means that I didn't. And I wouldn't. And anyone who says I did, I'd just punch in the face. People can think whatever they want. But if they talk about it, they're the ones who have to face the consequences.