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maskormenace2015-09-07 06:07 pm
glitchinthesystem) wrote in maskormenace2015-09-07 06:07 pm
Entry tags:
- hiro hamada | n/a,
- kang | n/a,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † carl grimes | n/a,
- † dorian pavus | lucerni,
- † edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist,
- † glitch | n/a,
- † hub hikari | megaman.exe,
- † kaito kuroba | kaitou kid,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † magicman | n/a,
- † marian hawke | andraste's mabari,
- † mathieu carver | shadow,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † tachikoma | n/a,
- † wasabi | n/a
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[ Movie marathons on the network seem to be a thing now don’t they? Glitch and Hiro have finally decided that life has sucked enough for them that they would rather watch other people’s fictional misery.
Hiro mostly doesn’t care what they watch, so he asked Glitch to bring something and then set up the living room of Aunt Cass’ place for viewing. Popcorn, gummi bears, the works. He’s even hauled in every pillow and beanbag he owns to make a den of cushions they can get lost in if necessary. (It often is when Hiro watches horror movies, as loathe as he is to admit it…)
Glitch pulls out a dvd from his bag and all but tosses the bag aside. His comm spills out unnoticed and both teens come into view as the thing begins to air live. ]
Didn’t really know what was good but I surfed the internet a bit and people said this was apparently really fucking good and A+ material. Figured out how to do that whole torrenty thing, so, ta-dah- free movie.
[The DVD is just in one of those standard no name cases on a plain old dvd. Unceremoniously Glitch will just shove the DVD into the player. Meanwhile, Hiro rolls his eyes affectionately. ]
Hey, good job. You caught up with the 21st century. C’mon, what’d you get us anyway?
[ The answer makes itself clear very quickly: some troll has replaced their crappy horror film with something even more horrifying. A home video of someone giving birth. Mercifully, Hiro knocks Glitch’s comm over before much gets broadcasted, although the comm still has a great view of their horrified reactions. Hiro is immediately yanking off his glasses so he doesn’t have to see any more details. ]
What the hell did you download!?
[Glitch is probably the worst of them. His mouth a gape as a hollowesc scream escapes his mouth. He has the curse of twenty twenty vision. What is his life?]
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SHIT CALLED SQUIRRELNAMI! HOW WOULD I-OH MY GOD, WHAT’S COMING OUT OF HER?!
[There might be the sound of a woman screaming in pain at this point. It may be joined by Glitch’s own frightened yelling. He only manages between yells to direct a question they both desperately need answered: ]
SPIKES, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF?!
Hiro mostly doesn’t care what they watch, so he asked Glitch to bring something and then set up the living room of Aunt Cass’ place for viewing. Popcorn, gummi bears, the works. He’s even hauled in every pillow and beanbag he owns to make a den of cushions they can get lost in if necessary. (It often is when Hiro watches horror movies, as loathe as he is to admit it…)
Glitch pulls out a dvd from his bag and all but tosses the bag aside. His comm spills out unnoticed and both teens come into view as the thing begins to air live. ]
Didn’t really know what was good but I surfed the internet a bit and people said this was apparently really fucking good and A+ material. Figured out how to do that whole torrenty thing, so, ta-dah- free movie.
[The DVD is just in one of those standard no name cases on a plain old dvd. Unceremoniously Glitch will just shove the DVD into the player. Meanwhile, Hiro rolls his eyes affectionately. ]
Hey, good job. You caught up with the 21st century. C’mon, what’d you get us anyway?
[ The answer makes itself clear very quickly: some troll has replaced their crappy horror film with something even more horrifying. A home video of someone giving birth. Mercifully, Hiro knocks Glitch’s comm over before much gets broadcasted, although the comm still has a great view of their horrified reactions. Hiro is immediately yanking off his glasses so he doesn’t have to see any more details. ]
What the hell did you download!?
[Glitch is probably the worst of them. His mouth a gape as a hollowesc scream escapes his mouth. He has the curse of twenty twenty vision. What is his life?]
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW! I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME SHIT CALLED SQUIRRELNAMI! HOW WOULD I-OH MY GOD, WHAT’S COMING OUT OF HER?!
[There might be the sound of a woman screaming in pain at this point. It may be joined by Glitch’s own frightened yelling. He only manages between yells to direct a question they both desperately need answered: ]
SPIKES, HOW DO YOU TURN THIS SHIT OFF?!
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At least it was somewhat educational.
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I don't need this kind of education!
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Oh my god, did people see this!?
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[ SIMPLE AND TO THE POINT. ]
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Look! I didn't mean to display whatever that was!
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[ Aaaaand cue playback of an earlier audio clip.
aaaaand cue lineface. ]
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...Doesn't it?
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[ probably explains a lot, doesn't it. ]
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Your choices are your own to make, but it stands to reason that they should be informed choices.
If there's something in your life that you don't know or understand -- including but not limited to human reproduction -- there should be someone in your life that you trust to provide the information you ask for.
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[ He's expecting at least one asshole to just come on in and tell him things he clearly doesn't want to hear. ]
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You should always have someone you can go to.
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