You could always just celebrate the day you arrived in this world as your birthday. Technically it's true if you look at birth like an arrival into the world.

[ A beat. ]

Not too many have, no. I'm speaking with a few immortals who are rather blase about the whole death thing as you can imagine. But either the majority of us are among the living or most people simply don't want to talk about it. Which is surprising. You'd think it would be something someone would want to talk about.