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the IRON BULL ([personal profile] rideme) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-27 12:52 pm

video | after the Hotel Rescue Shenanigans

[It's evening, as evidenced by the general dim light in the room. The living room of Nonah #5 has been the scene of a lot of mayhem, and now doesn't seem to be any different.]

[There's a cut on the Iron Bull's face, and he's holding himself with the care of someone who knows damn well he's hurt something important and doesn't want to make any sudden motions. There may also be glass stuck in one of his horns. More small abrasions decorate his torso. Looks like the aftermath of Motorcycle vs. The Iron Bull didn't end well for anyone.]

[As he records, he's moving gingerly across the house to deposit one (1) unconscious lump of teenager -- namely the Problem Child Tetsuo himself -- into a room. Probably his own room. Only after that's done, does Bull address the camera.]


Hey. Got a message for you, network.

[One might say he forgot it was on, but it's also more likely this was purposeful. Demonstrating the kid is in hand, put somewhere safe and no longer charging through the streets.]

Dear Whoever the Fuck Made Tetsuo's Bike,

You should have made it Bull-Proof.


[It's at this point, he holds up a certain finger on the hand still possessing all of its fingers. Wow, Bull, stay classy. He's about to turn the feed off when someone else pipes in, from somewhere else in the house--]

And would someone come heal my big, dumb boyfriend! Please?

[THANKS CHARLIE. Bull makes a sudden face, and hurries to mash the OFF button.]
ursawhiner: I had painted his nose brown like a dog. (Well color me embarrassed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-01 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry I don't know any first aid. Or... anything about motorcycles?
ursawhiner: This is baby law! (I snap my fingers you pull out a tit!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-03 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I freak out! I'm always totally cool!

[His voice squeaks on the last word.]
ursawhiner: Quantum Leap, colon, Quatum Leaping More. (Quantum Leap 2: Leaped Again.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-04 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
An elf like... pointy ears elf?

[He's definitely imagining Legolas.]
ursawhiner: f six condoms that they’ve had so long that they don’t remember where they came from? (Doesn’t everyone just have a box)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-04 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Mabel would probably freak out more. She went through an elf phase.
ursawhiner: and it's very hard to focus. (I've got two boom boxes playing Pony)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-04 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm totally okay with elves! Even the ones that make cookies.
ursawhiner: In riding a horse we borrow freedom. (Elegance. Beauty. Spirit. Fire.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-04 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
...Never mind. Just remember, I'm completely chill.