rideme: (thoughts on BULL RIDING?)
the IRON BULL ([personal profile] rideme) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-09-27 12:52 pm

video | after the Hotel Rescue Shenanigans

[It's evening, as evidenced by the general dim light in the room. The living room of Nonah #5 has been the scene of a lot of mayhem, and now doesn't seem to be any different.]

[There's a cut on the Iron Bull's face, and he's holding himself with the care of someone who knows damn well he's hurt something important and doesn't want to make any sudden motions. There may also be glass stuck in one of his horns. More small abrasions decorate his torso. Looks like the aftermath of Motorcycle vs. The Iron Bull didn't end well for anyone.]

[As he records, he's moving gingerly across the house to deposit one (1) unconscious lump of teenager -- namely the Problem Child Tetsuo himself -- into a room. Probably his own room. Only after that's done, does Bull address the camera.]


Hey. Got a message for you, network.

[One might say he forgot it was on, but it's also more likely this was purposeful. Demonstrating the kid is in hand, put somewhere safe and no longer charging through the streets.]

Dear Whoever the Fuck Made Tetsuo's Bike,

You should have made it Bull-Proof.


[It's at this point, he holds up a certain finger on the hand still possessing all of its fingers. Wow, Bull, stay classy. He's about to turn the feed off when someone else pipes in, from somewhere else in the house--]

And would someone come heal my big, dumb boyfriend! Please?

[THANKS CHARLIE. Bull makes a sudden face, and hurries to mash the OFF button.]
ursawhiner: Quantum Leap, colon, Quatum Leaping More. (Quantum Leap 2: Leaped Again.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-07 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's kind of the opposite of giving.
rassera: (Whiiistle)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-10-07 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
He gave you a slice!


More than he'd probably give me.

[He'd probably throw the cake in his face to be honest.]
ursawhiner: Tiny people inside me make me make these poor decisions! (I've got a lot of mini-mouths to feed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
He still stole nearly an entire sheet cake!
rassera: (Relaxin' and Chill)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-10-07 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
You gonna fight him back for it?
ursawhiner: And not just remove their essence with your leg meat? (Can we just leave horses alone?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-07 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...No. What am I gonna do, sneeze kittens at him?
rassera: (England's got a new queen)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-10-08 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Told you, the angriest cat you can think of.
ursawhiner: Beaches: The Book of the Movie (with Bette Middler) (A book adaptation of the film Beaches)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-08 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You guys still have spices in your house, right?
rassera: (Cause our days were numbered)

[personal profile] rassera 2015-10-08 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
All kinds!
ursawhiner: and think "yeah, I could juice that?" (You ever look at a skinny cucumber)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-10-09 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I might have to borrow some.