Considering that my species doesn't exist on this Earth, I'd argue against that legal protections bit. However! If you're talking about the fact that I'm an imPort, isn't this owl one also?

[ but he can't help but frown a little bit because excuse you, he is not a bully. ]

As for the strength and size bit, you're probably one of those people who thinks that the only way to get what you want is punching. I hate punching.