No, it's certainly not just you. It's absurd, some of the things they come up with. When I first arrived, I had to dress as a banana to sell these horrid chocolate-dipped bananas - eurgh. I couldn't even look at chocolate for a week after I quit that job. [ Well - ] Or at least a few days or so.

Anyway. Failing all else, I can get you a bit of temporary work at my pub till you find something better. But I'm quite certain there is something better out there. Even if it's simply driving a delivery truck.