He gave me an ice chest full of armed hand grenades, took me to court for destroying his time machine (He had no time machine, for the record. Time travel is impossible.), sneaked a T-Rex into the large hadron collider, and most recently he raided an elementary school science fair I was visiting. That's just for a start.
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He gave me an ice chest full of armed hand grenades, took me to court for destroying his time machine (He had no time machine, for the record. Time travel is impossible.), sneaked a T-Rex into the large hadron collider, and most recently he raided an elementary school science fair I was visiting. That's just for a start.