Soooo you know about Santa. That's-- something.

It's not really about the trees and the cookies and the chocolate and the casual breaking and entering of a billion old fat dudes with white beards.

The main thing is, it's supposed to be about celebrating togetherness and family and friends. You're supposed to get the people you care about presents to show them how much you appreciate that they've been there for you.

Also? Trees and cookies and chocolate. Those are pretty cool.