driftsintobuffetline: (TEN YEARS EXPERIENCE)
Newton "Newt" Geiszler ([personal profile] driftsintobuffetline) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace 2016-01-10 10:58 pm (UTC)

[Oh no. Not adorable.

Newt gives a 'shut up' look in Hermann's direction because he's clearly receiving a 'see, I told you so' look from the man. He might even be flipping Hermann off off-camera. Who knows.]
I can totally respect that you took in the external cues and everything. Next time I'll stage my lies better. But I'm a little insulted, man. What, you didn't think I could bag a hot nerd like Hermann? You should see him. The epitome of hot nerd-- [he starts to turn the camera around to take in Hermann, who is sitting at a desk in his reading glasses and a pair of mens plaid pjs. Hermann looks back, annoyed.

And then he brings the camera back to himself.]


Pipes. Shit. Wow, okay, literally, that's a pretty shitty power. Hermann at least just re-materializes elsewhere. [Meanwhile Newt's list continues. Same face. Both have physical disabilities. Both teleport. What's next? Both can Drift with Newt? This is getting eerie.] I can see why you'd need a bathtub after that.

What other powers did you get, just the teleport?

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