Right, right, it's so weird! Maybe I read something about that stuff in high school? But it was way different though, I'm pretty sure!

[ He has less of an excuse for historical ignorance in general, especially since he'd probably be in the same boat as Mabel even if he hadn't just gotten here. Politics are confusing and a drag, though! ]

Okay, got it! Oh, and we didn't kidnap anyone, right?