rathercommon: (facing things head-on)
Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-21 08:51 am

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[ Kitty's voice is a little strained. ]

Right, so...Hullo, Kitty here. And we've already had a bit of input on glorious-war and glorious-war-but-do-be-careful-about-it-because-the-Russians-are-a-bit-scary, and at this point everyone's probably like shut it won't you. But for anyone who's still out there and still listening, just...

This is hard for us. We've lost our friends. That's scary. But remember that no real harm has been done yet. They've been kidnapped, but no one's been killed. The situation right now is not that bad. But it has the potential to get so much worse if we let loose our anger. Remember, the weapons in the Russians' possession - and in the Americans' - can scorch the earth. Kill everyone. Everyone. It won't just be us who go if we escalate this war: it'll also be the little kids in the school down the street from you, and the girl who always remembers your order at the malt shop, and the bloody...puppies in the animal shelter.

So those of you who are thinking that it's time to go burn down Russian cities, or join up with the army as they march to destroy our enemies - close your eyes and think of the entire baskets of puppies and kittens that'll get scorched into nothing but atoms when this war gets stepped up and the bombing starts. Okay? So instead, maybe let's give thought to negotiation. Forgiveness. Stepping down the violence. Some of the kidnapped have gotten word out - I bet you anything they'll agree.
fuckwashington: (this is canon)

[personal profile] fuckwashington 2016-01-23 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
de chima #008
key under the potted plant on the landing
hold out your arm and whistle the first few bars from finnegans wake
wear a thick coat shes got sharp claws
infomodder: this world is damned (verger babies)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-01-23 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Consider it done.
I'll have a full report for you ASAP.


[After he...looks up...Finnegan's Wake...]
fuckwashington: (~high fashion mug shots~)

[personal profile] fuckwashington 2016-01-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
dont let her get bored or shell rip up all your shit
infomodder: for real it's none of my business stop trying to make it my business plz & thank (but that's none of my business)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-01-23 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Duly noted. Thank you.
fuckwashington: (9 Signs You're Destined To Be Single)

[personal profile] fuckwashington 2016-01-23 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
you better fucking call my ass if you cant figure out how to care for her shes not an easy pet to have ok

[Threats totally mask the fact that he's worried about his beloved pet.]
infomodder: know how to fix your trouble? turn off hbo, read a fucking book, complain about that instead (yeah well i read the books)

[personal profile] infomodder 2016-01-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna call your ass either way. Promise.

[She can't be worse than Hannibal. Your beloved pet will be okay, bird chum.]