Goodness only knows. That's where omniscience gets tricky. - And time travel, for that matter, considering I'd have to have dropped the sandwich in the first place to exist later to drop it, right? Gives me a headache.

[or maybe that's the wine.

...It's probably the wine.]

He wasn't the Creator of the whole Universe though, just the Disc, so maybe he really didn't know. I don't know how much they let contractors in on. But you're probably right, sounds like the sort of monstrous joke a god would play on me for -

- Wait, you did say father just then, didn't you?