You will not engage me in a childish match of name-calling! A princess does not lower herself to the level of a... a common scoundrel!

[That's the best insult she knows.]

And I'll have you know that I have personally fought in a great many battles in a war that spanned my entire world, and not one of them was ever fought against anything but soldiers or unholy minions of the Demon King. If you think that war must involve civilians, then your world has been doing it wrong!