Oh, that kind of thing. C'mon, writing it about the president is freakin' tame. I found comics of a couple of my friends, about their... romance.

[It was smut. It was awful. It was hilarious.]

I haven't found any of that of me yet, thank god, but people get really excited about that! I even have a plushie that someone made of one of my friends.

[He hops off screen for a moment, and re-arrives with an angry looking plushie of one medieval warrior; sorry, Maria.]

Look at how pissed her doll is.