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maskormenace2016-04-08 07:10 pm
deadtective) wrote in maskormenace2016-04-08 07:10 pm
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Alright, so. Actually legitimately asking for a - not a friend, more like somebody who's fallen so far out of every fucking social circle that I'm their only tether to reality at this point
...christ, that sounds godawful. You know what, fucking forget that, lemme just get to the point. Who here has any sort of fucking experience in filing taxes for a person who's probably never touched a tax form in their stupidly long life and may or may not be living in a condemned building they don't even own? Because we need to have a chat.
I'm also open to pitches for nice vacation packages for two to any place that refuses to extradite felons, because I'm at the point where I either leave the country or fucking try to drown myself in the toilet.
And everybody else? Here's your pro tip for the day: get your goddamn shit in on time. Or, if that's a little too hilariously hypocritical coming from me, here's another one: DON'T DO ANYTHING NICE FOR PEOPLE IF THERE ISN'T A GUN TO YOUR HEAD
Shit, don't even do it if the gun's not a goddamn AK-47 or something. Nothing is worth this garbage.
...christ, that sounds godawful. You know what, fucking forget that, lemme just get to the point. Who here has any sort of fucking experience in filing taxes for a person who's probably never touched a tax form in their stupidly long life and may or may not be living in a condemned building they don't even own? Because we need to have a chat.
I'm also open to pitches for nice vacation packages for two to any place that refuses to extradite felons, because I'm at the point where I either leave the country or fucking try to drown myself in the toilet.
And everybody else? Here's your pro tip for the day: get your goddamn shit in on time. Or, if that's a little too hilariously hypocritical coming from me, here's another one: DON'T DO ANYTHING NICE FOR PEOPLE IF THERE ISN'T A GUN TO YOUR HEAD
Shit, don't even do it if the gun's not a goddamn AK-47 or something. Nothing is worth this garbage.