[The voice is almost as hard for Dooku to hear as the textspeak was to read. Why must he constantly surround himself with degenerates? Regardless, his own voice remains what it is: measured, cool, polite, and sonorous.]

I serve no overlord, 'Roomba' or otherwise. My only interest is in the welfare of the imPort community I have found myself a part of.

[And now making this PRIVATE because it's getting good]

Now, then. You wished to know my intentions regarding LACKEY?