[The Count chuckles darkly.]

I sang, if you can believe that. The government assigned me a performance career upon my arrival here. I decided to use my music as a platform to remind the world that this nation was once a police state, and that it was the imPorts who saved democracy.

The authorities and the media were most displeased with my... artistic decisions. It seems that even the most justified criticism can be treated as subversive by those in the mainstream.