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ᴘsychopomp 💀 ([personal profile] glowsferatu) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-05-15 06:24 pm

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[ Kanaya turns on the camera, glancing at a distant point to the side, wearing a great scowl. ]

Have you ever had those days when you've had to empty out your savings to relocate friends whose lives are in active danger?

Well, happy birthday to me.

[ She finally looks at the camera directly, as Ashiah can be seen bumbling across the wall behind her. ] I think it's time to admit I need a new weapon. The Porter recently took the one I've relied upon for years, and this [ She brings her hand up, holding a large knife. ] has proven a feeble replacement. I'd prefer something with more weight and reach, something that can actually deal damage. Motorized, if possible.

So, I'm open to suggestions. If you craft any yourself, sell me on your product. I'm willing to learn something new, but no firearms. They don't agree with my style.
dumbfound: (It's in my arms right now)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-05-16 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Slowly nodding, and it's pretty clear that he doesn't really get it, but suddenly a slow moving wheel turns and an actual idea clicks into place.

You can tell by the way his face immediately lights up, and he looks way too pleased with himself given the conversation.
]

Like normal people dead!
dumbfound: (Hello have you not had enough?)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-05-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ He did it! He doesn't even seem to be put off by the smile. Who knows with alien vampires? Maybe condescending looks are actually friendly gestures? She's still smiling, after all!

He does, however, look a bit put off by the comment.
]

Why longer than you should have?
dumbfound: (To see where it would fall)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-05-18 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ Man Junseo is on a roll tonight! Making two clear connections after only a few moments of silence to get it all together.

He does, however, sound less pleased with himself this time. There's not a whole lot to sound pleased about in this situation.
]

Noona.... are you going to die when you go home?
dumbfound: (But you do what you gotta do)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-05-29 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's basically a yes, right? ]

But you're really young...
dumbfound: (You're back inside my mind)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-05-30 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ She was supposed to die younger than what she is now? ]

Not that much older. You're not even as old as hyung is.
dumbfound: (To see where it would fall)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-05-30 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Boy is it. ]

But he'll be even older than you by then.

[ Unless he gets canon updated too, in which case he stops aging at 21, so... ]
dumbfound: (We're just a little bit older baby now)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-06-25 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a slight distressed whine coming from Junseo as he tries and fails to really understand this one.

Non-linear time is a headache.
]

But.... you don't age faster than him or anything?

[ It's said with his normal style of question statements, but he's genuinely kind of asking this time. ]
dumbfound: (But who cares?)

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[personal profile] dumbfound 2016-06-28 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Uhm.... yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[ It mostly does. ]

Time stuff is weird.

[ But this is definitely true. ]