010 ★ Voice

[unbreaker]

Alright, my birthday's in a few days! This one's a big one, too—I'm gonna be eighteen! Which means I'm either throwing a party at my place or I'm pulling out all the stops and doing something huge someplace else!

[Sounds exciting, right? But hold onto your hats, there's a catch.]

Problem is...I don't got any ideas!

[There we go, that sounds about right. Josuke, you slacker, you're supposed to plan this shit ahead of time!]

This'll be the second birthday I've celebrated here, but...a lot's different from when I first arrived.

[The faces, it's the faces that are mostly different. A lot of people that Josuke knows have come and gone, and that makes this birthday one that will be largely different from the last. Which is kind of the reason he wants it to be special in the first place, something he can do while surrounded by all the friends he's made here, the family he's got left, and maybe even some new folks, too. The other part of course having everything to do with the fact he'll finally be a legal adult and that's pretty fucking awesome! Who doesn't wanna do something exciting for that?]

So I got to thinking, maybe while I'm asking around to see if people are even gonna be free, you guys could tell me a little about what you like to do for birthdays? And let me know if you wanna come along and all, too.

More the merrier!

Comments

[deadtective]

[there's a reason no one wants to drive with you, Josuke.]

If you wanted to have a yacht party all you'd need to do is drive it into a lake.

text;

[iamtetsuo]

im not!!! im turning seventeen next month anyway so shut the hell up! you wanna hang out fine

text;

[unbreaker]

look they don't have daycares where i'm going kid

[unbreaker]

...





hazel you're a genius

text;

[iamtetsuo]

YOURE NOT EVEN 18 YET DONT CALL ME KID

[restingstitchface]

Very well! Later, then!

And many happy early returns.

[This? This is mirth.]

1/2

[deadtective]

[should she tell him that she was kidding? after all, Josuke could fix any horrible damage, but it would probably also break his tiny dumbass heart to watch the car sink into the murky waters on his birthday - not to mention having to pay for someone to tow it out.




...]

[deadtective]

Somebody's gotta contribute some good shit to this stupid party if you're not going to, dude. You're lucky I'm not charging.

Re: text;

[unbreaker]

whoa cranky

you sound like you need a nap

text;

[iamtetsuo]

listen you piece of shit im only ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN YOU

[unbreaker]

[Oh, Hazel, your boyfriend's not that dumb.]

now i gotta find a yacht rental

you don't know anyone with a boat do you?

[deadtective]

[SHE HONESTLY ISN'T SURE ABOUT THAT]

Do I look like the kind of person that people talk to about their fucking expensive toys?

text;

[unbreaker]

yeah like

you might as well still be in diapers! i feel bad for you

[unbreaker]

...good point.

[deadtective]

Wow, thanks for the vote of confidence.

[unbreaker]

Why later, though!

voice;

[rassera]

Get at least two cakes.


[There, that's his advice.]

What's the big deal about being 18, anyway, huh?

[unbreaker]

...

do you wanna drive the car hazel? you can drive the car if it'll make you happy

[deadtective]

It'll make me pretty fucking happy, but I don't think you'd feel the same way about it.

text;

[iamtetsuo]

i hope no one shows up

voice;

[unbreaker]

Already one step ahead of you. Haise said he'll help with baking and if there's gonna be a lot of people there's gonna be a lot of cake.

[A beat and then...]

...man, you too? Tetsuo didn't know, either. It's not like back home. In America, when you turn 18 you're an adult.

text;

[unbreaker]

give it a rest you know i'm bullshitting

you're invited you know so you better come

1/3 voice;

[rassera]

...

1/2 (I lied) voice;

[rassera]

What.

[unbreaker]

as long as you bring back all the pieces it should be okay

[What, did you think he'd come along for the ride?]