Of course it wouldn't work! Even if jury duty sucks, what're the chances you'll get called to do it? And even if you do, it's not like it's forever. The perks of being eighteen far outweigh the downsides!

[...he's grossly optimistic and completely unapologetic about it!]

Anyway, right back atcha! And there's gonna be food at the party, but if you wanna bring more or make up something extra, go for it! I'll never say no to food.