[ Marty should have seen this coming. He really should have. ]

...My mom and dad first met up because my grandpa hit my dad with the car. It was a love-at-first-sight kinda thing with them, y'know? Well, when I went back in time, she hit me with the car instead. So...

[ Well. ]

My mom kinda fell in love with me. My teen mom, I mean.



...It's a long story.