I'm pretty sure I'd know if she had a kid. And besides aren't you kinda old? I mean not old-old but she would have had to be like six or seven to have a kid your age like gross. Unless you're the other Wanda's kid? But she's about the same age... though I guess this is 2016... but I think the other Wanda came from 2016 too. Is there another Wanda? A third one? MORE? That is too many Wandas I mean I love my sister but the thought of a herd of spooky magic girls trying to get me to behave like a mature and responsible adult is terrifying. I think I had a nightmare like that once.
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I'm pretty sure I'd know if she had a kid. And besides aren't you kinda old? I mean not old-old but she would have had to be like six or seven to have a kid your age like gross. Unless you're the other Wanda's kid? But she's about the same age... though I guess this is 2016... but I think the other Wanda came from 2016 too. Is there another Wanda? A third one? MORE? That is too many Wandas I mean I love my sister but the thought of a herd of spooky magic girls trying to get me to behave like a mature and responsible adult is terrifying. I think I had a nightmare like that once.
[ He is talking VERY quickly. ]