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Jacob Taylor ([personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-09-08 07:19 pm

7th Mission // Video

[Jacob films this post while standing in front of the white walls of Helix Station in Maurtia Falls, wearing a navy-blue tank top and black shorts. Judging by the sweat visible on his arms, he just finished his exercise for the morning. His ramrod-straight posture projects an image of Official Business that doesn't match his casual tone of voice, or his workout clothes.]

Hey, everyone. I'm Jacob Taylor. I work with RISE: that's an imPort police team, for all you new arrivals out there. I'm putting together something new for the community... kind of a public safety resource. Like the FAQ, but focused on who's causing trouble these days.

So I thought I'd ask: what do you think are the biggest threats around here? Criminals, terrorists, the Soviets? Maybe there's something most of us haven't heard about yet that more people need to know about. It's important to be aware, especially when people might want you dead. There's always something happening under the surface around here.

Oh, and just so we're clear: this is going to be a list focusing on groups, not individual people. So don't bother talking about who your least favourite imPorts are.

[He pauses for a moment, then relaxes his posture as he segues into more civilian matters.]

That's about it for official business. Unofficially... I was wondering if anybody has got suggestions on a good name for a dog.

[He's totally planning to get a dog. Heads up, MF 001 housemates!]
superposition: (But now you know the truth about me)


[personal profile] superposition 2016-09-12 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The biggest... I'd have to say the Porter itself. Second is imPorts in general, but obviously the Porter's to blame for that.
superposition: ((crossed arms))

of course i read the whole post before i commented, officer, why do u ask >_>;;;

[personal profile] superposition 2016-09-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Not usually, maybe. But it doesn't take much to make us dangerous. You know that.