[ Okay, the smile this time isn't so wry.]

About my job, huh? Well, I sell shoes, always in pairs no-one ever asks for just the one. Some of them come with laces...

[ Doesn't go further than that or it'd kill the joke.] I can't say I've been up to much in the last nine months that warrants an interview. Apart from winding up in Mexico that one time, but that's not something to brag much about.