Would you be all right with being stuck here? I have a theory that the people who built it don't have any control over it anymore. I think they built it and opened a sort of interdimensional Pandora's box. And -- yeah. The Kingdom Key isn't made for fighting flesh-and-blood enemies, so it doesn't need to be sharp.

[Riku feels like he's heard the 'looks pretty blunt' line about thirty times.]