[The voice that greets Jessica is mildly nasal and about as dour as hers; there's no combating a middle-aged white dude when it comes to unearned malaise about the world.]

If there was a way for us to leave this world, don't you think most of us would have done it by now? Now, if you want to leave Florida, just rent a car. Or request a housing change. Considering they toss us in with a bunch of god-knows-who and god-knows-what, I imagine they'd be willing to accommodate the request.