Oh, believe me, I've been hoping it's all a dream for, what, a month now? So far, no luck. Every morning, I still wake up in shitty, shitty Florida. [He expels an exasperated sigh through his teeth and, with exaggerated cheeriness mingling with sarcasm says,] Welcome to the Cold War 2.0, enjoy your stay! Hope you don't mind robot attacks on a regular basis!
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