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Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-15 12:26 pm

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[When it comes to the network, Alfie is more of a reader than a poster - and when he does post, he usually prefers to pick one person and talk to them directly, rather than saying something to all the imPorts at large. It's closer to what he's used to, and it's an easy way to control the conversation. But the technology and how it's used is a curious thing to him, in a frivolous sort of way. He doesn't think he'll ever end up relying on it, but it's worth a little experimentation.

So here he is.]


I was out for a walk today, right, and I was approached by a very little boy, knee-high. He addressed me by name, he pointed to my hat, and he asked to borrow it for a costume. He wants to be me, for Halloween, and he was determined to be authentic.

[He gives a pause to let this sink in.]

That's ridiculous, innit. It's ridiculous. You lot have covered the costumes already; I’m not gonna go over it again. But all these admirers - I’ve been here a month and I’ve done nothing but discourage them, and still they come.

[It’s true. He puts a lot of effort into actively sabotaging his radio show, purposefully mumbling unintelligibly at inopportune moments ("Set your oven at [mumbled gibberish] degrees and bake for [more gibberish and a cough] minutes") and throwing inappropriate ingredients into recipe descriptions (“The chili pepper, yeah - it’s really essential, and by the time your sugar cake is finished the taste of the spice will have baked off”). There’s still a sizable chunk of people who see it as comedy, and faithfully tune in every week.]

Have any of you found the trick to getting them to fuck off for good?
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[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-10-15 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[A snort.]

Even attacking 'em doesn't work.
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[personal profile] iamtetsuo 2016-10-15 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. How else? Some dumb asshole wouldn't get out of my face, I'd just make 'em.

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Been a while since I did that stuff, though.

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[personal profile] traditionally 2016-10-15 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alec hasn't even been here a month yet and already he feels this frustration. Like Alfie, he leaves his on audio only. ]

Being rude and insulting doesn't work. Threatening them doesn't work.

[ He sighs. ]

I don't think anything does.
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[personal profile] traditionally 2016-10-15 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[ A brief moment of silence. ]

I guess you can't make yourself invisible to them? That makes going out in public easier for me.

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[personal profile] buttonedup 2016-10-15 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
While I do not know the particulars of your situation, I have heard from my associates that wearing clothes which are more contemporary to this time and place garner less attention.
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[personal profile] buttonedup 2016-10-15 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
What do they recognise you from?

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[personal profile] neverdied 2016-10-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Kill them. Doubt they'd come back then. [It's a joke. Probably.]

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[personal profile] cleptes 2016-10-15 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Sadly not. [A beat.] Let me know if you figure out a way, yeah?

[Bela doesn't expect him to but she was making conversation.]

I've been here for about a year and a half now.

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[personal profile] acclimatized 2016-10-15 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ even though john replies with audio, the smile can be heard in his voice. ]

You have an entourage already?

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exceptfebruary: Calendar Man smiling slightly as he plays with his lip (Guess what day it is)

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[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2016-10-16 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
You should be honoured that they would want to dress as you for Halloween.

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[personal profile] dualismum 2016-10-16 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
The government tells everyone we are heroes, and people want to dress up as their heroes.

They are very insistent on it, sadly.

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[personal profile] glowsferatu 2016-10-17 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
No point in trying, even the most wretched of us will still have our devotees.

You might as well just accept that this will be a part of your life now.

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[personal profile] nastygram 2016-10-17 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
fake your death

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[personal profile] tardily 2016-10-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shouldn't be laughing, but he is just a bit. ]

Unless you're a little boy, honestly, I don't think it would have fit him. [ Okay, no serious answer. ] I haven't but I think they can be cute. Flattering, at least?

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