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Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-19 09:26 am

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[ Oh, look, it's Kitty Jones. She seems a little tired - though you'd only know it by looking at her. Her voice is unchanged from normal. Indeed, she speaks with her typical firm bubbliness - a cheerful, kindly tone and an adorably youthful London accent obscuring the fact that her speech is (as usual) a bit on the manipulative/calculating/forceful/aggressive side. ]

Hullo, all. First, a job offer. I run a charity garage. It does pretty good work - we fix up and build really, really good cars, and sell 'em to the richer members of the local populace, and then the proceeds go to fund public transit in Heropa. Anyway. I recently... [ Just a little flicker in her smile. ] Lost an employee. So if there's anyone out there who's good with cars or mechanics or whatever, I definitely want you.

[ And now to the less businesslike portion of her announcement: ]

Anyway. Obviously there's been a lot of talk of elections lately, and there's also been a lot of cynicism about the whole electoral process. For obvious reasons. Since there are some politicians who are lunatic idiots. So I guess I just wanted to throw this out there, 'cause all of you have so much different experience from different worlds.

Who had power, where you're from? What was the government like? And were they good - just - or unjust? What do you think's the best form of government? How much power should the people in charge have?

And if you could build a government, build a country from scratch, what would it look like? Would you limit the freedom of the press, or would everyone have the right to speak? Would you build social programs, or would you leave people to fend for themselves? Would you go after warfare and expanding your borders, or would people live in peace?

[ These questions are a little bit leading. Perhaps. ]

Anyway. Share your thoughts, please.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe that's what she wants you to think, lulling you into a false sense of security she is a politician.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-19 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
( Her brows knit, and she looks at Kitty with a thiughtful frown. It looks like an expression of confused frowny incredulity, of course, but its thoughful. )

You reckon you can be a leader without being a politician? Seem a bit wound up together.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Leaders gotta deal with internal politics at the vert least, but. Pick causes to follow or some nonsense like that. Plenty of leaders aren't worth following, either-- well, 'less you reckon that Chump bloke is. Then we gotta problem, kiddo.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-20 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
( It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

That is what's going through Sarissa's mind, or rather, what she is trying to ignore. )


Well, we can't help it when people are enamored. I keep getting pulled over by the cops, myself. They can't get enough of me. Must be real sad to be that lonely.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
( suddenly so serious, but in an exaggerated kind of way: )

Did he say anything about wearing pink on Wednesdays?

Yeah, cops. Police? The fuzz? Blue heelers? Cute uniforms, seem to favour aviators?
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-20 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
( A sharp bark of laughter. )

Christ, is this is about to turn into you railing shit for being too girly, or is it just not your cup of tea?

I think they're bothered that my car's a mobile deathtrap, or they just want an excuse to talk to me more often amd they're the shy, delicate sort. Take your pick
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a strong, independent woman, you can't tell me what to do. Feminism demands I drive the deathmobile.
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[personal profile] magnitudes 2016-10-21 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, what's that? I can't hear you over all the ambient misogyny.