Well, the Thirsty Manatee's a great little joint. Strong drinks, cheap, lotsa neon lights everywhere, plastic palm trees, sometimes the servers dress as pirates but you can never predict when or why! Ten out of ten, highly recommended! Aaand I'm opening my own place this month, actually, if you're into booze volcanoes and [ and here he lowers his voice to a loud conspiratorial whisper ] whack-a-mole gambling.

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For real, though, you just got here and you're already worried about getting hacked? You must be living an exciting lifestyle, Mr. Off-the-Grid.