devoutish: (like booze ever killed anyone)
Alfie Solomons ([personal profile] devoutish) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-12-05 05:38 pm

💣 003 | audio

Yeah. This Christmas thing. It's just fucking over the top, innit? You do know we're barely into December? You need to calm down, all of you.

[Alfie's tone is chiding, but in a light and teasing way that isn't really meant to be taken as a serious condemnation - he's actually been in an okay mood these past couple of weeks. This is just one more car on the culture shock train. The Christmas celebrations and decorations that he's is used to seeing at home are much more subdued, and definitely don't start this early in the season.]

Is this an American custom, or a twenty-first century custom? If I were to pay a visit across the ocean, would the Europeans be kicking up this much of a fuss? Fucking hell.
darwinatrix: (pic#7878293)

[personal profile] darwinatrix 2017-01-02 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I've made it four decades so far.

Maybe someday. But not yet.
darwinatrix: (pic#7878292)

[personal profile] darwinatrix 2017-01-02 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Quite the prediction to make when you don't know me.