Well, you still can't fast forward through shows like that, Lapis. I mean, if it's garbage, don't watch it at all, but if you're gonna watch part of it, you gotta commit! That's how it works.
[He's making this up as he goes and is praying she buys it. Otherwise...]
I mean, if you can't do that, I'm gonna have to sit you down and show you how to do it right.
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[Because animals? Discounts? Work with me here!]
Well, you still can't fast forward through shows like that, Lapis. I mean, if it's garbage, don't watch it at all, but if you're gonna watch part of it, you gotta commit! That's how it works.
[He's making this up as he goes and is praying she buys it. Otherwise...]
I mean, if you can't do that, I'm gonna have to sit you down and show you how to do it right.