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☮ Josuke 👊 Higashikata ♡ ([personal profile] unbreaker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-01-06 10:21 am

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I guess it's that time again, huh?

[Despite being dressed in a stark white shirt, matte black tie, and lacking his usual over-the-top effects, Josuke's face is lit up like the sun. He waves at the camera, giving the people he's speaking to his undivided attention. Behind him, people dressed similarly amble in the direction of Heropa's police academy, most seeming to pay him no mind, but a couple of the younger adults stopping to wave at the recording camera as some people can't help but do.]

There's a lot of new imPorts showing up. Think I even saw some heading to the houses near mine. Reminds me of when I got here two years ago...it's kinda hard to believe I'm going on the third year already.

[He scratches at the back of his head and then shrugs.]

Can't say it's been bad, though! I've met a lot of great people and had a lot of fun. But things can get sort of wild around here, you know? Which is what I really wanted to talk about. As amazing as this place can be...there's a lot of shit to watch out for and people to be wary of.

[Not naming any names, of course. Not yet.]

But don't worry. It really does get easier, and you're not alone.

[With a toothy grin, Josuke gives the camera a thumbs up.]

Anyway...I'm probably in for a long day here, but I'm thinking of catching a movie later. Any of you wanna come along, maybe make some friends and get to know the ropes a little, you're more than welcome!
helpline: (no why would we do that)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-06 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't expecting you to share with me to begin with!
helpline: (well he IS the doctor)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-07 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I owe Komasan a watch to begin with--might as well add some rope on top of that!

[ just said like it's perfectly normal and not a problem in the slightest. ]
helpline: (humans are SO stupid)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-07 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I mentioned I owned a watch shop, he asked for a watch, I said I'd give it to him.

[ it is literally as simple as that. ]
helpline: (glasses: doctor cool)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-07 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I can. Do you want one?
helpline: (OH MY FUCKING GOD HUMANS)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-07 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean 'what sorta damage'? It's a watch, the only damage it'll cause is if you throw it at someone.
helpline: (a little bit smarmy)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-07 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's what you're asking about? Just help out at the shop for a few weekends, that'll be payment enough.
helpline: (yeah i know i'm cool)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-07 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
How does starting this weekend sound?
helpline: (kind of disgruntled)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really? Wear something you can move in, I guess. Maybe something you don't mind getting dirty.

[ the watch shop is staffed by Julian "let's make a wall of crazy" Day and the Doctor who never throws things out ever. this is literally b/c people have said "you should probably clean the back of the shop" and the Doctor knows he needs someone to keep him on task, it is 100% cleaning and Josuke telling the Doctor 'dude, just throw that away already.' ]
helpline: (clara please trust me)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-08 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want to sell stuff, you can? Just that the back's a little crowded and a fresh pair of eyes that isn't me and Julian would probably be best.
helpline: (points for your answer)

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[personal profile] helpline 2017-01-10 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's no skin off my nose. Until then, Josuke!