Blitzball, an aquatic sport I have already concluded does not exist in this world. It is a pity, really. I quite enjoyed spectating when I had the time.

[More like he enjoyed creating a spectacle, but that's such a trivial detail and no one here knows anything about that incident. Thus, the joke remains one only he is aware of.]

I have heard it likened loosely to what this world refers to as football, but for all the similarities I've gathered that they share, they remain two very different sports. One is teeming with energy while the other...

[He shakes his head. It's dull to say the least, but it seems he doesn't wish to be insulting. Or would at least like to appear that way.]