[He's had to explain what a seal (arf, arf, flipper clapping seal) is, and he's run across people who don't know much about dogs. He can handle not knowing about bowling shoes.]
You do. There's a certain kind of floor in bowling alleys, so they give you a shoe to match it. Some of them have designs that match whatever theme the bowling alley has going on.
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You do. There's a certain kind of floor in bowling alleys, so they give you a shoe to match it. Some of them have designs that match whatever theme the bowling alley has going on.
[shut up about designs, asshole]