Don't go to Swear-Ins, unless you leave them super fucking early. Shit almost always happens at those. And you already know there's probably some kinda conspiracy somewhere, so other than being aware of that there's not much else I can tell you that you haven't figured out by now.

[ a pause, where he glances down at the cat on his lap. ]


...If you end up wanting to adopt an animal, there are contingency plans available for if you up and fucking disappear, so you can have some actual intelligent company if you want it.

[ while she's not in screen, Cat lets out a grumbly miaow and suddenly the end of her floofy, jet black tail is in Agito's face.

he valiantly ignores it, clearly used to her bullshit. ]