Maybe, but I've been here long enough to know some people just don't come back - or if they do, they don't remember us anymore.

[ He rubs a little at his forehead. Maybe he's being uncharitable, but also: dick move, dude!

Har har. Dick. ]

It's short for Richard. Don't ask me why he went for Dick instead of Rich or something, but that's what he's always gone by as long as I've known him. And trust me, he gets a looootta jokes about it. Always rolls with it, though. He'd probably just make fun of your name right back at you.